Goblin

You might..

• Despise reading and long oratories.
• Ask other people to answer your questions, even if you have access to reading the information.
• Play ornery tricks on people, usually harmless ones.

Others probably..

• expect you to commit theft or arson and keep a close eye on you.
• assume you're stupid and illiterate.
• ignore you when it comes time to have serious conversations.