Gnome

You might..

• obsess over the functions of the world around you, and want to investigate all engineered things.
• Find the need to plant things out intricately, and find vague plans unbearable.
• Always come up with elaborate solutions to simple problems.

Others probably..

• Assume your will be able to fix anything.
• Expect you to be a snob, often leaving you out of physical labor.
• Assume they can pick you up without permission, a highly offensive thing to a gnome.